My dear Frodo, you asked me once if I had told you everything there was to know about my adventures. Well, I can honestly say I’ve told you the truth, I may not have told you all of it.
My closet fem!Bilbo cosplay :3 Enjoy
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Character - The Killer Queen
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Went golfing here today. So beautiful.
Edc drinking game
Drink once for every time you see a chick in a daisy bra
Drink twice for an obnoxious tutu
Drink once every time a dj asks to see hands in the air
CAUTION: try not to die
LOLOL OMFG I’M DYINGGGGG!!!!
WELP GUYS I KNOW WHAT IM DOING!
DAM!!!!!!
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if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
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